NapOnline

Welcome to NapOnline

Run, jump, and reach Deploy to Production.

Score 0 Best 0 REDUNDANCY

Arrow keys / WASD to move, Space to jump, E to fire, Esc to pause — on touch devices, use the pad above.

The Incident

It's 2am and the pager won't stop. Somewhere between the subway and the deploy pipeline, things went sideways — bugs are patrolling, latency is spiking, and at least one pipeline has failed spectacularly. As the on-call engineer, there's only one way out: fight through, keep REDUNDANCY above zero, and reach the Deploy to Production terminal before the next outage does.

Known Issues

Bug

Bug

Low severity, high frequency. Patrols a short stretch and dies in one hit — but there's always another one.

Latency Spike

Latency Spike

Bursts of speed followed by a dead stop. Fast, erratic, and easy to misjudge.

Failed Pipeline

Failed Pipeline

The toughest thing in the tunnel. Erratic movement, three hits to put down, takes up the whole hallway.

Outage

Outage

Doesn't move. Doesn't need to — it just keeps firing.

Field Kit

Projects