Welcome to NapOnline
Run, jump, and reach Deploy to Production.
Arrow keys / WASD to move, Space to jump, E to fire, Esc to pause — on touch devices, use the pad above.
The Incident
It's 2am and the pager won't stop. Somewhere between the subway and the deploy pipeline, things went sideways — bugs are patrolling, latency is spiking, and at least one pipeline has failed spectacularly. As the on-call engineer, there's only one way out: fight through, keep REDUNDANCY above zero, and reach the Deploy to Production terminal before the next outage does.
Known Issues
Bug
Low severity, high frequency. Patrols a short stretch and dies in one hit — but there's always another one.
Latency Spike
Bursts of speed followed by a dead stop. Fast, erratic, and easy to misjudge.
Failed Pipeline
The toughest thing in the tunnel. Erratic movement, three hits to put down, takes up the whole hallway.
Outage
Doesn't move. Doesn't need to — it just keeps firing.
DDoS Bot
Keeps marching, keeps flooding requests — only opens fire once it's got a clean line of sight.
Stack Overflow
Doesn't move. Lobs an overflowing error straight over cover — the one shot you can't outrun in a straight line.
Field Kit
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Cash — +10. Every commit counts.
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Redundancy Restore — +25, and one REDUNDANCY node back online.
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Root Access — +50, and 8 seconds of doing whatever you want to whatever's in front of you.